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tenaflyviper:

Okay, either this kid is the chicken whisperer, or that is the most domesticated chicken I have ever seen, because usually, those things will unrelentingly pursue you if you so much as look at them the wrong way.

Seriously.

I still get phone calls to this day from a chicken I once glanced at from across a field.

(Source: hannahbowl, via drinklust)

drousy:

oh btw merry easter if u cerebrate it and if u dont hey 4/20 turn up

policedog:

imagine if people screamed instead of snored

(via armadillo)

nialllhoran:

what does vanessa hudgens do apart from appear once a year for coachella

(via sickandinlovewithyoou)

effrons:

OMG MY 17 YEAR OLD COUSIN HAS A BUNCH OF HIS FRIENDS OVER RIGHT NOW AND I COULD HEAR THEM LISTENING TO FERGALICIOUS AND SINGING SO I BANGED ON THE WALL AND SHOUTED “I CAN HEAR YOU GUYS” AND THEN ONE OF THEM GOES “SHIT WHY DIDNT YOU SAY SHE WAS HOME” AND THEN ANOTHER ONE WAS LIKE “NO ITS A PART OF OUR VIDEO GAME” AND THEN ANOTHER ONE SHOUTS “DUDE WHY THE FUCK WOULD FERGALICIOUS BE IN A VIDEO GAME” IM CRYING

(via interjects)

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